This is Just the Worst Boat...

We have a broken mast, and tears in the sail, so we can't go anywhere. We sail in circles, but we don't actually make progress. We see other boats, but they are in a fog and we just haven't got a foghorn. They plow right through us and leave us in pieces or sail in a wide circle, keeping their distance. Every now and then one of us jumps off our plank, never to be seen again. Some swim to passing ships to find peace. But those of use that remain live by the awkward turtle, with nothing to sustain us. You'd think we'd grow close, but our walls are too thick. We've got our own worlds, yet we long for company.

If you don't know what that's all about, I'll enlighten you. It's called S.S. NFOB (Nee- Fowb.) Yes, NFOB is a word. Just get over it.

Anyway, those of us on board the S.S. NFOB are virtually friendless. We have pathetic lives and pretty much keep our mouths sealed or run them off all to often. It's a social insecurity and we currently have two members, but we are joined and left behind daily. Being the captain, I can never leave. So poor old S.S. NFOB is under appreciated and a place of incurrable insanity. We are also raising funds to get a shark detector. I'm sick of loosing my parrots...

Da Da Dummmm

Hey, I know you just never tire of hearing from me, so i have decided to let you see something confidential. The podcast that my friend and I created. Give it a whirl... http://web.me.com/wasjax/Peanut_Butter_Poscast/Welcome.html

And another

Ok here I am. Jealous right? Anywho, i would like some adice. Just, anyone that sees this question, feel free to answer it. So, what would be a better power/gift?

The ability to give objects ghost like qualities and move them (ghost like qualities= transparent, fly etc.)

The ability to see through anything and burn anything in sight, no matter how far away. (ex- burn a piece of wood inside abuilding form outside the building)

thank you, I kind of need quick results. New story goin' on! (That's four!)

3rd Post, oh yeah

Hello again people that aren't actually here. I know you were eagerly anticipating this new post. So, I decided to just sit here and think about somethings until one of thsoe things became interesting and i could write it here. That thing is cats.

I know, sounds thrilling. Cats. But... I have cats. So I know what they are like. Becasue I have them. You may think that having one cat doesn't give me expert righhts, but I don't have one. I have FIVE. Yeah, you're blown away. BUt I didn't mean to have five. I bargained for one and she went and multiplied. So now there's five. They are cute though. So yeah, you're scared now becasue if you diss my blog I'll track you down and set my cat army on you. Also I decided to stop caring about my spelling mess ups, cuz no one will see this! w00t!