I am not emo.

Guys, I was rereading some of my enteries and I realized that I'm starting to sound... for lack of a better word... emo. But I'm not. Really I swear! I value my life, I don't think I'm the only one that gets everythign and I stepped on a staple yesterday and could hardly take, so why on earth would I cut myself. Anyway, I just wanted to clear that up. That boat thing, I was feeling sort of down and a little poetic but that is NOT who I am. Really, I swear I'm not emo in the slightest!

I've Done it Again!

That is, I've posted again. And I know you were on the edge of your seat with all that stuff about a boat or whatever, but that was a moment when I had a bit of an epiphany that I hardly have any friends. I don't exactly regret that, the friends I do have are wonderful! But, I've forgotten how to make friends. And now that I've seen a person that I would love to be friends with, more than most things, I'd like to hang out with this perosn and talk to them and see what they like, but I'm at a loss of how to make a friend... depressing right?
So that was all that boat buisness, and I haven't given up on my "new friend" but sometimes I like to consider all the people I make eye contact with when something is funny to be my friends, because nothing is more fun than sharing humor (at least in my book anyway...) so if anyone that does know me read this, I just love sharing funny things with people, so sorry about all the stories I tell you.
So that is teh end of this post.

This is Just the Worst Boat...

We have a broken mast, and tears in the sail, so we can't go anywhere. We sail in circles, but we don't actually make progress. We see other boats, but they are in a fog and we just haven't got a foghorn. They plow right through us and leave us in pieces or sail in a wide circle, keeping their distance. Every now and then one of us jumps off our plank, never to be seen again. Some swim to passing ships to find peace. But those of use that remain live by the awkward turtle, with nothing to sustain us. You'd think we'd grow close, but our walls are too thick. We've got our own worlds, yet we long for company.

If you don't know what that's all about, I'll enlighten you. It's called S.S. NFOB (Nee- Fowb.) Yes, NFOB is a word. Just get over it.

Anyway, those of us on board the S.S. NFOB are virtually friendless. We have pathetic lives and pretty much keep our mouths sealed or run them off all to often. It's a social insecurity and we currently have two members, but we are joined and left behind daily. Being the captain, I can never leave. So poor old S.S. NFOB is under appreciated and a place of incurrable insanity. We are also raising funds to get a shark detector. I'm sick of loosing my parrots...

Da Da Dummmm

Hey, I know you just never tire of hearing from me, so i have decided to let you see something confidential. The podcast that my friend and I created. Give it a whirl... http://web.me.com/wasjax/Peanut_Butter_Poscast/Welcome.html

And another

Ok here I am. Jealous right? Anywho, i would like some adice. Just, anyone that sees this question, feel free to answer it. So, what would be a better power/gift?

The ability to give objects ghost like qualities and move them (ghost like qualities= transparent, fly etc.)

The ability to see through anything and burn anything in sight, no matter how far away. (ex- burn a piece of wood inside abuilding form outside the building)

thank you, I kind of need quick results. New story goin' on! (That's four!)

3rd Post, oh yeah

Hello again people that aren't actually here. I know you were eagerly anticipating this new post. So, I decided to just sit here and think about somethings until one of thsoe things became interesting and i could write it here. That thing is cats.

I know, sounds thrilling. Cats. But... I have cats. So I know what they are like. Becasue I have them. You may think that having one cat doesn't give me expert righhts, but I don't have one. I have FIVE. Yeah, you're blown away. BUt I didn't mean to have five. I bargained for one and she went and multiplied. So now there's five. They are cute though. So yeah, you're scared now becasue if you diss my blog I'll track you down and set my cat army on you. Also I decided to stop caring about my spelling mess ups, cuz no one will see this! w00t!

I'm Back

Hey I'm here again. I'm pretty darn proud of myself for remembering this. But how often are blogs updated anyway? Oh well, just watch this will be the only time I ever post a new thing the day after I posted another one. That was a confusing sentence...
So anyway. I really don't know what to talk about right about now. Hmm, you know what, I would like to tell someone something. I can't think of it now, but if anyone does decide to take me up on that, I'll tell them something worth hearing.

Yea, you thought this blog couldn't be more pointless and it is now! You know what, I put on make up yesterday, which is something I don't usually do, so if anyone that would ever read this knows how to get rid of makeup, please tell me. But I did have a good time with. I made it look like I had a black eye. It was a fun ten minutes, but I've got to go out in public sometime so... yea. I might need some assistance. I might need assistance spelling assistance.

Hey want to know something fun? If you put up a bunch of signs tellign people to do something, like in a bathroom, 'Please wash hands prior to entering stalls.' people would do it. Well maybe not someting that stupid. But seriously, it would work. Maybe...

You know what scratch that. But if anyone tried it and told me it worked, I might back it up again.

Has anyone ever heard Drops of Jupiter. Thats one of my favorites...
Any way, I'm really loving how I keep writing stuff as if someone will actually read it. It really makes me laugh. This is as good as a personal journal. Its open for people to read, but its just so pointless that no one will read it. ha... it is funny. Laugh with me immaginary people. Hahaha.

Ok I'm done with this now. So I will post again some other time.